Things that bother me

Haven't posted here since my initial post, and don't really have one central subject I want to pursue here.
So, just to keep the bed warm, I'll name a few things that bother me.

Movies with no ending

God, don't you hate it when a movie keeps you riveted for the first 99 minutes, then in the final 60 seconds (before the credits roll), it just.....stops?
Just saw "Gone Girl", and loved the first 99% of it.
Then it just ....didn't end.
Well, there WAS an "end", but I couldn't figure out who was guilty, who wasn't, and what would happen to these two assholes after.....the end.
(Haven't read the book, and can only hope it explains things!  Books of movies sometimes do!)

High Heeled Porn

You know the type.
The woman comes to bed with 7 inch spike heels on....and nothing else.
Come ON!!
What woman goes to bed with HEELS on?
In fact, what woman doesn't REMOVE her heels the very moment she leaves the party or the board meeting?
And what MAN would RISK going to bed with a wild woman wearing those heels.....afraid he'll get impaled on them during the passionate sex to follow??
Stop that, Porn directors!

Fifth in a series

You know what I mean.
Just look at the latest USA Today Top 150 Best Selling Books list!
How many of those 150 are novels that state it's the "fourth in a series" or "fifth in a series".
And what's the story?
It's generally some form of love affair....sometimes with vampire elements.
So you read the blurb that says "Eve and Adam have sex." and go, SO??.
Why did it take FOUR fucking books to get to the......fucking??
What happened to novels that started.....and finished.....inside the covers of ONE book??
(And I'm NOT talking here about Detective series that have different stories involving the same characters!!)

Lesbians who say Lesbian porn doesn't show what THEY do in bed

I watch LOTS of lesbian themed porn!
I much prefer that kind to heterosexual porn.
(I've been straight my whole life!)
And I especially like lesbian-meets-straight woman porn.
But I've seen (or read) interviews with "real" lesbians, and invariably, they all say that the sex shown in lesbian porn is NOT how THEY have sex!
Have you seen the mainstream lesbian movie "Blue is the Warmest Color"?
I have, and I loved it (and the graphic novel by Julie Maroh).
I thought the sex was real....and HOT!!
It showed one girl eating out the other, with her face stuck between her ass cheeks, while the other did the same.....you know, the old "69" thing!
So if "real" lesbians don't do that in bed, what DO they do?
Don't they use strap-ons, like the actors do in lesbian porn?
((And even "amateur" lesbians do too....in "homemade" porn!)
Don't they "trib".....rubbing their vaginas against each other?
Don't they suck breasts, lick assholes, do "69"?
And if they don't, I again ask, What DO they do??
Please, tell me your secrets, ladies!!

Well, folks, I'm going to end this now.
But I'll be back.
Maybe sooner than you think.
And maybe with something....to talk about!